There is many and many an Armitage fan
who’s unable to make it to Leeds.
Would that we could be supporting our man
and fulfilling our fangirling needs.
But alas we’re prevented, all hope has been rented
Since we simply can’t make it to Leeds.
There exists a small group, with a valuable tkt
who’ll be spending an evening in Leeds
at the Urban and the Shed Crew flick,
watching Chop’s somewhat dubious deeds.
Though it might make us jealous, we beg you to tell us,
How it was when you made it to Leeds.
As you stand behind barriers, crowding tight in a mass
sharing air with our RA in Leeds,
Take a minute on Twitter and do it real fast
Is he wearing his jeans or his tweeds?
Please unite in our fandom to put us in tandem
‘cause we just could’t make it to Leeds.